Tag Archives: Fembots

All Sound and Fury…

No, not Furries. I have a friend who is a furry, and this shall serve as a shout-out to him. ;) So, what I’m trying to get at is that basically I have all kinds of projects on the back burner and here I am during the weekend and I’m playing games on the computer. […]

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Song of the Day – “Molded Plastic” by The Epoxies

Meet Roxy Epoxy.  She is an android. At least that was her stage persona back in 2002 when The Epoxies self-titled album came out.  And this song, which popped up on my iPod today, is about her being a female android!  Yay! Read the lyrics.  I’m not making that up. This band has, sadly, broken […]

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Song of the Day – “Third Week in the Chelsea” by Jefferson Airplane

Hippie dreams, the passage of time, changing of seasons, and the inevitability of aging. Weariness. This song is one of a few that made me want to get a blog and yap about em.  Yap. Bark, even.  For that (Bark) is the title of an album released in 1971.  An album released by Jefferson Airplane.  […]

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A poem about having fembot-themed phone sex

I bring to you some verse tonight, I hope that in your mind it sticks, A tale of SCIENCE and delight And having sex with robot chicks! My phone sex jones has struck once more And I must make another call To meet up with an android whore Who’ll gladly meet this order tall. I […]

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There’s always time for fembots

Well, there’s another weekend over with no time to get stuff done.  Actually, I got stuff done, but it was all work.  Bleh.  I do that all fricken week. I didn’t even have time for my usual day of vegetation.  Usually on Saturday, I sit around and play video games.  Oh well.  Those video games […]

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Song of the Day – “International Dateline” by Ladytron

How could a technosexual such as myself not eventually notice a band called Ladytron? I do believe someone on Fembot Central mentioned them many years ago, and that’s how I first heard of them.  When Ladytron first came out, they had a kind of “Kraftwerk” look going for them. They’ve long since abandoned that gimmick, […]

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Song(s) of the Day – “Cryptorchid” / “Elektrik” by Marilyn Manson / King Crimson

Tonight, I give you (as far as my iPod will generate by itself) a mashup. Cryptorchid (live version of) Elektrik These two songs came on one-after-another as I walked home from Wal-Mart.  There are no other stores.  All glory to Wal-Mart! (Click me!!!) I have a smattering of Marilyn Manson on the iPod.  I honestly […]

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Alyssa – Assassindroid of your dreams

Isn’t she fucking HOT?!?! The beautiful (and deadly) fembot in that thar pic is Alyssa, also known as ComicBookBabe on Niteflirt. I’ll just quote here what I wrote over at Fembot Central: The image in question The reason for the image More info When I found Alyssa on NiteFlirt I was so impressed (and pleased, […]

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Crap… ran out of time tonight

So I’m back “fixing” a friends computer.  That’s the same computer I talked bout earlier.  Apparently, Windows XP got reinstalled on its partition, thus removing the Grub boot loader and the ability to dual boot.  That’s fixed now, but OH SWEET JEBUS how awful the display in XP looks now! Even with the latest XP […]

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Song of the Day – “KooKooKa Fuk-U” by !!!

!!! Pronounce THAT!  HA! It’s actually pronounced this way: clench your teeth (not tightly) move your tongue to either the left or the right side of your mouth, and push it forward create suction with your tongue, compressing the air underneath and behind it release your tongue, pulling it back and away from your teeth […]

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Song of the Day – “Another Sunday” by I Mother Earth

Ah, memories.  This song is full of em for me.  Or maybe it’s me that’s full of memories when this song is nearby. Most Canadians above a certain age have heard of I Mother Earth, and plenty of them know many of the songs from 1996’s “Scenery and Fish” off by heart.  This album came […]

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“The Robots of Love” – one year later

It was 1 year ago today that I uploaded my comic “The Robots of Love” to FembotWiki.  And it was just over a year ago that I finished it.  My final lettering and final addition of “LEDs” to the faceoff scenes occurred just 30 minutes before 2009 started. Of course, I can’t take credit for […]

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Katie Price is a robot

My friend Barak shared some nice pics with me yesterday.  I now present, on my shitty blog… The one and only Kaitie Price robot! (Click on the pics to get a larger view) She sure is perty.  And she sure does really look like a robot.  Check out that face… it HAS to be made […]

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Song of the Day – “Listen, Learn, Read On” by Deep Purple

Wow… GROOVY man! Time to dress like Austin Powers and summon the Fembots, because it’s SWINGING TIME!!! I’m sure lots of you know Deep purple from their international hit “Slow Walking Walter”.  You know the one.  The song goes “Slow… walking Walter… fire engine guy.”  That was from 1972.  This song is from 1968.  Two […]

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Song of the Day – “El Scorcho” by Weezer

God dam those half-Japanese girls indeed! From Weezer’s 1996 album “Pinkerton” comes “El Scorcho“, which is about this chick Rivers Cuomo met at Harvard or something.  The lyrics reveal ol’ Rivers to be a depraved creep.  Well, at least he was in 1995.  Look at him on the cover of The Red Album and you […]

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Song of the Day – “Eight Times Over Miss October” by Clutch

Sivs and peas. I read a bit about this song on the interwebs a while ago… actually… I do believe it was a “multimedia” presentation on the Elephant Rider’s CD itself… but somehow this song was inspired by tales of witches and pilgrims back in the early days of the American colonies. Alien colonoscopies are […]

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Song of the Day – “Dodo / Lurker” by Genesis

Ah… the 80s.  I think it was inevitable that  all those great bands from the 70s looked around at each other in the 80s and said “Well, we’ve got all this great new recording technology.  Recordings can sound better than they ever have.  New advances in even stereo equipment and vinyl pressing can make everything […]

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Song of the Day – “Into the Deep” by Kula Shaker

Ah, what a song.  And what an album.  I don’t know how many people have even heard of Kula Shaker, but their debut album, 1996’s “K” is one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time.  I’ve let some friends of mine hear it, and I’ve played it at work, and it gets rave […]

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Song of the Day “Backwards Traveller / Cuff Link” by Wings

Okay… I’m surprisingly alert considering I literally raced around work from around 10:00 to 4:00.  I mean racing literally… I had to get shit done. So I rewarded myself with another phone sex call.  I’ll have to get into some more detail about how these things shake down in another post.  The girl I talked […]

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Can’t write Song of the Day now… phone sex.

Yes, I’ve done it again.  I’ve spent my hard earned cash on another trip down to the robot lab for some one-on-one time with a beautiful female android.  Tonight I heard a sweet feminine monotone voice tell me just what I wanted to hear as I unfolded a tale of the Fembot Beauty Pageant. Picture […]

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