I was looking for an old document on an old hard drive, and I found what is possibly the best thing I have ever written:
(10:39:05) robotman1974: "H is for Hooray for me!!!" (10:39:10) Keizo 2: LOL! (10:39:27) robotman1974: Byron got out of his Ferrari and parked it on home plate. (10:39:38) robotman1974: The umpire said "hey, you can't park here!" (10:39:53) robotman1974: so Byron hit him with the bat and the crowd goes insane! (10:40:11) robotman1974: then the Mummy comes in from 3rd base and roars! (10:40:19) Keizo 2: lol (10:40:19) robotman1974: everyone was scared but I wasn't! (10:40:43) robotman1974: my fembots came and sayd "Byron, it's the Mummy! and I'm scared!" (10:40:56) robotman1974: and I said "don't worry babe, I'm a super Mummy killer!" (10:41:19) robotman1974: Then I tossed up a super baseball that was gonan explode, and I cracked it all the way in the Mummy's mouth! (10:41:33) robotman1974: he exploded and the crowd goes insain! (10:42:09) robotman1974: So I jumped in my Corvette and sped away, and sand got in the umpire's face and he said "i'm not done with you yet Byron!" (10:42:12) robotman1974: THE END :D
Ah, the days when the Yahoo! instant messenger network still existed. That chat log is probably at least 10, and maybe 15 years old. My ridiculous verbal extrusions over Yahoo! IM were the source of the legendary Feared Viking Warrior Pomplain Forst, but that’s another story.
Now, on with the crude but effective manips!
