Category Archives: Phone Sex

Kalie the Robot

Recently on NiteFlirt, I’ve been playing with a lovely chubby honey named Kalie.  She was brand new to fembot roleplay when I first contacted her, but she was looking for new experiences, and I’m glad she decided to try my kind of fun.  This single page mini-comic was inspired by her beauty and as a […]

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ZOMGITSFROZEN!!1!

Alas, my internet PC has dun gone all fuckled.  I boot, she freeze.  I boot, she freeze.  Sigh.  Tarnation! I hadn’t upgraded or reinstalled Xubuntu on this thing for a while… it was still running 9.04.  And now I think I’ll have to reinstall the whole damn shebang.  Now, this computer has 2 hard drives.  […]

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I have to recommend phone sex again

If you, like me, love fembots, and you’ve never called one of the lovely ladies on NiteFlirt, then you need to kick your own ass. And you need to call already.  Last night I had an amazing call with a pretty and plump lady, and the whole time I got to hear her sweeeeet feminine […]

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Song of the Day – “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A C FUCKIN D C MAN!! And this is probably my favorite AC/DC song.  It just fucking steamrolls everything.  It’s a fucking caveman club attack. No, not quite.  That looks more like Jesus. That’s better.  It’s not what I was looking for, but it is better. I’m not so sure I really want to […]

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I never get to do fun stuff on a Friday

I wanted to play on the phone again tonight, but I’m too damn tired.  So here’s a funny comic instead. And because I’m such a nice guy, here’s your chance to download a version of Adobe Photoshop for free!  Yes indeed!  Just save this link and you’ll have your very own copy of Adobe Photoshop!  […]

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Jonesin’ bad and really fucking tired

Here’s a predictable statement from me… I need to talk to one of those sexy NiteFlirt ladies in a MAJOR way.  I didn’t get to play at all last week because of all the tired and sore I brought home from work. And that statement segues quite nicely into this next one: I’m hella fucking […]

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So I’m a porn star now

Well… sort of. Actually, “sort of” is kind of exaggerating.  Let’s say “almost” or – to be even more accurate – “not really”. What I’m trying to dance-around and not actually say involves phone sex.  It’s expensive, but it’s so much fun.  And today, I have… well, I’d better not say too much about it.  […]

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Song of the Day – “Mark of Vaccination” by Slim Cessna’s Auto Club.

YEEEEEHAW!!!!! Here’s a live rendition of this song because that’s all I could find. Now… I’m not a fan of Country Music.  However, this band allows all kinds of exceptions.  These guys are fucking brilliant, and they make a very enjoyable Hillbilly/Gospel/Punk kind of mix with as much wit, heart and soul as you could […]

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Art to life

I’m still thrilled with the way my second comic, “Sexdroids in Space” turned out.  I pronounce it to be the most awesome thing ever in the history of everything. Ever. And to show just what a great job the artist and the colourist did at rendering the characters, I now present the models on which […]

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The thin line between an honest day’s work and exploitation

Grumble.  Look at me complain!  I do it well, so I will continue.  I chose the job I have, and I can leave it whenever I want, I suppose.  But I’ll still complain that there’s too much to do that I wouldn’t have to do if the people around me weren’t brain-dead.  Okay, that’s an […]

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Back from the Robot Lab

Well, nothing of substance to say tonight.  You see, I’ve just spent more of my hard-earned money on phone sex with a lovely lady through the NiteFlirt website.  Giggity. I do want to mention something I forgot to complain about in my Ubuntu post just below.  Who the fuck put the window control buttons on […]

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Eat, Drink, Sex, Sleep, Dream

It’s way past my bedtime.  I have however, against sound financial judgment, shelled out more cash for phone sex.  I have a big sloppy grin on my face, and I believe it will stay with me for days as it often does.  This happiness is important to me because I used to be depressed.  For […]

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I’ll be in The Lab

A friend of mine told me that he read my “Pope” post while he was delirious and hallucinating from a bad fever caused by a cold.  That’s fucking hilarious.  See how I mock you and your infirmity!  Mock! Tonight’s post is all about how I got that jones again.  Gosh dern, I’m in the need […]

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A poem about having fembot-themed phone sex

I bring to you some verse tonight, I hope that in your mind it sticks, A tale of SCIENCE and delight And having sex with robot chicks! My phone sex jones has struck once more And I must make another call To meet up with an android whore Who’ll gladly meet this order tall. I […]

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Alyssa – Assassindroid of your dreams

Isn’t she fucking HOT?!?! The beautiful (and deadly) fembot in that thar pic is Alyssa, also known as ComicBookBabe on Niteflirt. I’ll just quote here what I wrote over at Fembot Central: The image in question The reason for the image More info When I found Alyssa on NiteFlirt I was so impressed (and pleased, […]

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Crap… ran out of time tonight

So I’m back “fixing” a friends computer.  That’s the same computer I talked bout earlier.  Apparently, Windows XP got reinstalled on its partition, thus removing the Grub boot loader and the ability to dual boot.  That’s fixed now, but OH SWEET JEBUS how awful the display in XP looks now! Even with the latest XP […]

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Song of the Day – “KooKooKa Fuk-U” by !!!

!!! Pronounce THAT!  HA! It’s actually pronounced this way: clench your teeth (not tightly) move your tongue to either the left or the right side of your mouth, and push it forward create suction with your tongue, compressing the air underneath and behind it release your tongue, pulling it back and away from your teeth […]

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Song of the Day – “El Scorcho” by Weezer

God dam those half-Japanese girls indeed! From Weezer’s 1996 album “Pinkerton” comes “El Scorcho“, which is about this chick Rivers Cuomo met at Harvard or something.  The lyrics reveal ol’ Rivers to be a depraved creep.  Well, at least he was in 1995.  Look at him on the cover of The Red Album and you […]

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Can’t write Song of the Day now… phone sex.

Yes, I’ve done it again.  I’ve spent my hard earned cash on another trip down to the robot lab for some one-on-one time with a beautiful female android.  Tonight I heard a sweet feminine monotone voice tell me just what I wanted to hear as I unfolded a tale of the Fembot Beauty Pageant. Picture […]

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The joys of a mind of mush

I was all set to start my “Song of the Day” feature today.  That’s when shuffle on the iPod brings up one of those truly excellent songs that I just have to share with people. Today, it was “Strange World” by Iron Maiden.  Great song… but… uh… I can’t think of anything else but the […]

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