It’s time for more of Robotman’s manips, where beautiful women are revealed to be robots with circuit boards and wiring inside them. Ah, love. This time around, I’ve got some manips that show a new concept I’ve got kicking around in my head: “Agents of G.I.R.L.”. These are the General Intelligence Robotic Liaison units – […]
It’s been just over seven years since Microsoft officially ended support for Windows XP. Most people have moved on to Vista, 7, 8, and 10 since long before then. Hell, crazy people like me have even moved over to Linux, and there are those Mac people too. That’s not even to mention the amount of […]
Move ’em on, head ’em up Head ’em up, move ’em on Move ’em on, head ’em up, emulation Cut ’em out, ride ’em in Ride ’em in, cut ’em out Cut ’em out, ride ’em in, emulation After not really playing emulated video games for nearly five years, I think it’s time to catch […]
Here’s a second batch of manips to enjoy this April. Some of these remind me how much I like the idea of meeting a woman with a number for a name.
Ah, April. As you all know, A.P.R.I.L. is an acronym, which stands for All Purpose Robotic Intelligence Lover. Gotta get me one of those. But first, manips! One of these was a special request for my friend Kishin. See if you can spot it.
Don’t let your memes be dreams! Serious business, in fact. Serious business indeed. Not to be confused with risky business or giving somebody the business. And I’ve put together another fine batch – a heap, a muckle, a slew if you will – of manips to enjoy. This thesaurus sure is handy! So sit back […]
It’s the eve of the Ides of March. It’s also my first ex girlfriend’s birthday. It’s also Pi Day. Coincidence? Yes, actually. Also coincidental is the way that Mar 14 sort of spells Maria. I remember there were some robots named Maria. She’s nice. She’s even nicer! I’d love to see what’s inside her. Speaking […]
It is with a heavy heart that I announce the departure of an old gaming console, the Xbox. No, not that one. And no, not the new one, or even that one. Jesus, Microsoft really fucked up the naming system for these things didn’t they? I mean, it was so simple to just follow the […]
It’s time for another round of sexy women that are actually machines, which is the best thing in the world if you ask me. As an added bonus again, two of these manips have been made into little video clips, so check those out below. The Church of Artificial Intelligence This clip is based on […]
About four years ago, I wrote an interactive story using Twine. No, not that kind of twine. Twine, the interactive story writing software tool. It turned out to be a pretty good story, and it showcased several ideas that had actually been kicking around in my head for years and years. But just recently, I […]
I’ve been busy again, making more manips. And that’s mainly because I’ve found so many good source manippable images lately. And that’s mainly because I’ve started to use Bing image search as my main manippable image looky-look tool. Ahem. Product placement notwithstanding, I really have to give praise to Bing, and (grudgingly) to Microsoft. I […]
As the new year rolls along, so to does the inexorable advance of the fembots. So to celebrate that idea, let’s have some fembots!
Fallout 4 has become my favourite video game. So unsurprisingly, I’ve read up on the previous games in the Fallout series, to get an idea of what those games are about, what the lore says, et cetera. That’s when I read up on what is a largely reviled game for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox […]
I’ve made another batch of manips, the first for this fresh, shiny new year. And to kick things off, I’ll share a funny dream I had, as I relayed it in an email: I had a fun dream last night. I had this dream that I was back in my first apartment, which was one […]
The third fembot manip post this month, well how about that! Taking a page out of Apple’s labour practices has really paid off for me, here at the North Pole. I’ve pressed a number of elves into servitude for me, and they toil around the clock for me to produce these manips, so that you […]
Ah, the changing of the year, when we heartily chuck out those old calendars and break out the new ones so we can efficiently fret over our deadlines and schedules. For the past seven years, I’ve been sharing the cheap classic console calendars that I’ve made over the years. They’ve served me well, and they’ve […]
Manips! Hooray! Fuel for fantasy fembots, fastidiously fashioned for fun! Here is another 24-pack of my manips which mostly show robot chicks with a penchant for taking off their faceplates. One of them features a fake robotics company logo that I made, and I liked the way that it turned out so well, that I […]
So, the game I’ve been waiting for since 2012 is finally here! I’ve got my copy! I made it 7.5 hours in, and downloaded a patch… And couldn’t load the game any more. Well shit. We were getting along so well, Cyberpunk. Maybe it’s me. Or rather, maybe it’s my PC. I do remember that […]
I’m feeling like a hero today! And here are the latest manips, which feature a lot of robot chicks in latex. Not that I’m complaining or anything. Thanks once more to Kishin for some of the source images!
It’s time once again to show off the manips that I’ve made to envision the imagined near future of beautiful female androids walking among us. And stupid stuff that I thought was funny when I made it. Like this: And this: And now, on with the main event! To The Future!
November 19th is just a week and a half away! Oh wait a minute… what’s this yellow block with text on it… Yeah, well, so what. As far as reminiscences go, that old planned release date is now no more meaningful than the old September 17th and April 16th release dates. And the delay being […]
Have you ever been? (Have you ever been?) To Electric Ladyland? I think Jimi would approve. And now, the manips!
Ah, robots. I’ll always immediately think of beautiful artificial women made of plastic and metal with electronics and computer parts inside them when I think of that word. And speaking of my favourite depictions of robot women, I was watching some scenes from Futureworld the other day, and I noticed some “high tech” special effects […]
For me, there’s nothing quite like “the reveal”. That’s the moment in a fantasy or in an artistic work when a pretty woman shows herself, or is shown to be a robot and not a person. I think that’s why I always come back to this admittedly unrealistic imagery of robot women with their faces […]
I was looking for an old document on an old hard drive, and I found what is possibly the best thing I have ever written: (10:39:05) robotman1974: “H is for Hooray for me!!!” (10:39:10) Keizo 2: LOL! (10:39:27) robotman1974: Byron got out of his Ferrari and parked it on home plate. (10:39:38) robotman1974: The umpire […]
It’s summer, and with about a third of a year left before Cyberpunk 2077 comes out, I have nothing better to do than to keep making manips. So here are the latest manips I’ve made, and a bonus frivolous video clip! I’ll also share the “Fembot Alphabet” I wrote in an email. I originally wrote […]
It’s Summer! Hooray! Summer where I live usually lasts about a month if I’m lucky, so I’ll enjoy it while I can. And seeing as how it didn’t really happen last year, I’ll enjoy it twice as much. So to celebrate the warmer-than-room-temperature days, here’s another batch of pictures that I’ve crudely changed to make […]
Yes, that’s right. Every year on July 1, I change the two AA batteries inside my Pink Floyd Pulse CD. I bought this more than 25 years ago when it came out, and the flashing red LED still works. It’s a crappy live album though, really tedious and boring. I love Pink Floyd, but this […]
I thought we were friends, Firefox? y u do dis? I’ve been using Firefox for a very long time, over a decade, probably longer. If you search for Firefox in this here blog, you will get a long litany of blather all about my various complaints and praises I’ve had for it over the years. […]
I’ve got more manips to share! And I also made this. Don’t ask why. It’s a long story. But never mind that, it’s always time for shitty memes! And remember, Vincent Price said it’s alright! On with the manips! Once again, the feet manips were made for my friend Kishin. And here’s a bonus video! […]
Hurtling to Planet Earth from my Space Station full of Android Women, I am here once again to bring you my corny yet somehow effective fembot manips. A couple of bonus video clips too. The feet stuff is Kishin’s fault. I’m not actually into feet (German: unteregehendehÁ¤nde), so blame Kishin for that. Bonus videos! Hooray! […]
For this month’s batch of my manips, I thought I’d first share a joke manip that I made. This one took about five minutes to make, including the time spent searching for the images to use. I deleted it at first, but there’s something funny about it, so I thought I’d share. Now on with […]
Holy crap, remember The Golfyssey? My lame-brained attempt to “review” a bunch of console-based golf video games and spew forth my uninformed opinions on the hardware on which they were to be had? Good times, good times. Except for that shitty black and white abomination for the Atari 5200, and the shitty full colour abomination […]
Back in 2013, I was asked to write a “blurb” for a new paper RPG called Heavy Future. It’s a Sci-Fi RPG with futuristic elements, and in particular, androids. I ended up writing a rather neat little story for it, which made it into the supplemental Erobots Unmasked. I stumbled on it again while going […]
I’ve made another song, inspired by a scene from The Bionic Woman TV series of the 1970s. This song was inspired by questions like “What are those two fembots doing in that white van?” and “Have you got any more of those fembots, Guvna?” I tried to go for a kind of “spooky” and “unsettling” […]
As I sit here in my space station populated by gorgeous female androids, I peer down upon Planet Earth and despair for the state of humanity. Zounds, a pox! Fret not, good people of Earth, I shall dispatch an army of robots! (DISCLAIMER: None of the above is remotely true in any way shape or […]
And now, I bless the world with more high art, the kind that heretofore was to be viewed exclusively in haughty museums and art galleries. I hope you are wearing your most elegant clothes as you view these! Now, I must away! It’s back to brunch on the yacht and to play polo in the […]
Some people call him the Space Cowboy. Yeah. Some call him the Gangster of Love. Some people call him Maurice. Because he misheard the lyrics to a song. But I’m listening to my collection of Steve Miller Band albums again, and I thought I’d write out my thoughts on the music he made. I had […]
Good ol’ Sophia with the awkward machine stare. Here’s another batch of manips, fresh out of the oven! I tried and refined some new methods with these, so hopefully they won’t make your eyes bleed.
I’ve got another batch of manips to share, so here it is. I also noticed it’s valentines day today, so there’s that. Here’s hoping that robot companions and sex partners are harder, better, faster, stronger more advanced and widely available in the years to come, for those who want them.
A new year is upon us, and I for one am thrilled that I can use Puppy Linux to use an old Windows XP computer from 2006 to do internet stuff! But you don’t care and nor should you! It’s time for more manips!
Who doesn’t like beautiful robot women with stiff, hard, electronic penises! Well, most people, actually. I think there are probably less than 10 people in the world who prefer their robot women with a hardon. Well for me, and for the .0000000001%, here are my latest batch of LEDs, circuit boards, and cocks!
Here’s another set of manips I’ve been making, in the spirit of robot love. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz.
In an attempt to adorn my bare and crumbling walls again this year, I’ve forgone the tradition that most folks have of buying a calendar, and I’ve made my own out of bookers and hacky sack. Or something like that. Then again, considering how much printer ink costs, maybe this is the stupid way to […]
It’s that time again, time for another batch of fembot manips. Here are the latest two dozen that I’ve done, for your viewing pleasure.
I’ve been trying to use GIMP more to make my manips look a little better. I’ve also found out that my current installation of GIMP is broken in some ways (especially with text along paths) and I need to upgrade my Linux OS to get the latest version. I think all the crashing that my […]
Here’s something that only the old timers to ASFR will remember. Back in the year 2000, I created my very own website dedicated to the love and sexual appreciation of female androids. I wasn’t known as Robotman back then, I was Faceless001. And I also shared some of my first serious attempts at writing, the […]
It’s time to share some of the manips I’ve been making. Here is the latest batch from the last five weeks. Enjoy! And here’s a little video clip I made out of the Japanese Robot manip. Bonus videos! These are three videos I made back in 2013 on a site called GoAnimate. That site […]
Those of you who play Fallout 4 might remember the Radio K.I.M. series of “broadcasts” I created with the lovely and talented Kim Coquette for use in the game. Those require the PipPOD mod and add dozens of hours of audio content to the game. Well, I’ve made another broadcast set, though unfortunately I can’t […]
Here is my latest batch of manips, featuring lovely ladies with ballcock assemblies. For bonus points, spot the comically altered Sega Master System video game box art. Bonus video: