AAAAAAH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! Those god damned 80s! The only good thing I can say about this video is that it has brief scenes of ladies dancing robot style. I can say lots of bad things about it. Let’s talk about what Ms. Slick is saying, shall we? As I was telling my friend Keizo […]
Hippie dreams, the passage of time, changing of seasons, and the inevitability of aging. Weariness. This song is one of a few that made me want to get a blog and yap about em. Yap. Bark, even. For that (Bark) is the title of an album released in 1971. An album released by Jefferson Airplane. […]
I bring to you some verse tonight, I hope that in your mind it sticks, A tale of SCIENCE and delight And having sex with robot chicks! My phone sex jones has struck once more And I must make another call To meet up with an android whore Who’ll gladly meet this order tall. I […]
Well, there’s another weekend over with no time to get stuff done. Actually, I got stuff done, but it was all work. Bleh. I do that all fricken week. I didn’t even have time for my usual day of vegetation. Usually on Saturday, I sit around and play video games. Oh well. Those video games […]
So fucking sue me. I’m a huge INXS fan. But I must qualify that statement. I’m a huge fan of the albums they made from 1980 to 1985. Everything after ranges from “great” to “will-these-greedy-fuckers-let-the-past-rest-in-peace-finally”. I mean “awful”. It’s a simpler word. I honestly have never heard a single putrid note of anything the remaining […]
I found another gem. This is something I submitted to the website Urban Dictionary. It was rejected. Some more explanation… I don’t understand Sports. I literally don’t get why people “do” them, why people watch them, or even what the fuck is going on during them. So, I don’t see Sports as useful in any […]
I found it! I freaking found it! This was a dream I had some years ago. I wrote it out as a chat in Yahoo Messenger to my buddy Keizo after I woke up. I’ve tried to find this text file for years now too. I finally found it looking through some old documents in […]
How could a technosexual such as myself not eventually notice a band called Ladytron? I do believe someone on Fembot Central mentioned them many years ago, and that’s how I first heard of them. When Ladytron first came out, they had a kind of “Kraftwerk” look going for them. They’ve long since abandoned that gimmick, […]
Tonight, I give you (as far as my iPod will generate by itself) a mashup. Cryptorchid (live version of) Elektrik These two songs came on one-after-another as I walked home from Wal-Mart. There are no other stores. All glory to Wal-Mart! (Click me!!!) I have a smattering of Marilyn Manson on the iPod. I honestly […]
The 70s. Power Trios. Mustaches. I know a lot of people have heard of The Eagles. I know a lot of people have heard of Joe Walsh. I know that a lot of people have heard of The James Gang, but these three numbers diminish next to each other. If I remember my rawk history, […]
You may or may not know this, but I am a geek. I am a nerd. Dork. Etc. And making maps of Island 1 and Island 2 from a 1986 game made for a computer that no one uses anymore is probably among the geekiest/nerdiest/dorkiest things I’ve ever done. So without further ado, here are […]
Seriously? What the fuck is this company doing calling this thing a robot? And what the fuck gives them the idea that anyone would want to have sex with this ugly fucking thing? “True Companion”? More like “True Mistake”. For the love of all things scientific, I want a fembot of my own more than […]
More to come when I’m not nauseous, when my head isn’t pounding and when all I can do is fall asleep. (Later…) I just slept for 17 hours. Yikes! Zounds! Egad! Gadzooks! ZOMFGBBQWTF! That beats my previous record of sleeping for 16 hours when I was a kid. I had a fever. I still have […]
Isn’t she fucking HOT?!?! The beautiful (and deadly) fembot in that thar pic is Alyssa, also known as ComicBookBabe on Niteflirt. I’ll just quote here what I wrote over at Fembot Central: The image in question The reason for the image More info When I found Alyssa on NiteFlirt I was so impressed (and pleased, […]
I’ve often asked people if they wanted to hear me make an extremely annoying and extremely loud noise. They have wisely chosen not to hear this noise. It is not accomplished with any tools, only my vocal chords. I describe the sound as a cross between fingernails on a chalkboard and a loud screeching sound, […]
So I’m back “fixing” a friends computer. That’s the same computer I talked bout earlier. Apparently, Windows XP got reinstalled on its partition, thus removing the Grub boot loader and the ability to dual boot. That’s fixed now, but OH SWEET JEBUS how awful the display in XP looks now! Even with the latest XP […]
!!! Pronounce THAT! HA! It’s actually pronounced this way: clench your teeth (not tightly) move your tongue to either the left or the right side of your mouth, and push it forward create suction with your tongue, compressing the air underneath and behind it release your tongue, pulling it back and away from your teeth […]
Today – between bouts of doing laundry, working on FembotWiki and wishing I had more time off – I loaded up my Commodore 64 emulator and played a bit (several hours) of Questron. Back when I was a young lad, my Father bought me and my brothers a Commodore 64. It was the first computer […]
Ah, memories. This song is full of em for me. Or maybe it’s me that’s full of memories when this song is nearby. Most Canadians above a certain age have heard of I Mother Earth, and plenty of them know many of the songs from 1996’s “Scenery and Fish” off by heart. This album came […]
It was 1 year ago today that I uploaded my comic “The Robots of Love” to FembotWiki. And it was just over a year ago that I finished it. My final lettering and final addition of “LEDs” to the faceoff scenes occurred just 30 minutes before 2009 started. Of course, I can’t take credit for […]
My friend Barak shared some nice pics with me yesterday. I now present, on my shitty blog… The one and only Kaitie Price robot! (Click on the pics to get a larger view) She sure is perty. And she sure does really look like a robot. Check out that face… it HAS to be made […]
It’s time that we sat down and had a chat about Bob Marley. Today, while I was one of about only seven fucking people at work, I decided to play some music. Normally I can’t do this because I need to hear my name being paged, delivery trucks arriving and stupid people asking for help […]
Wow… GROOVY man! Time to dress like Austin Powers and summon the Fembots, because it’s SWINGING TIME!!! I’m sure lots of you know Deep purple from their international hit “Slow Walking Walter”. You know the one. The song goes “Slow… walking Walter… fire engine guy.” That was from 1972. This song is from 1968. Two […]
God dam those half-Japanese girls indeed! From Weezer’s 1996 album “Pinkerton” comes “El Scorcho“, which is about this chick Rivers Cuomo met at Harvard or something. The lyrics reveal ol’ Rivers to be a depraved creep. Well, at least he was in 1995. Look at him on the cover of The Red Album and you […]
It’s been a very Midnight Oil couple of days for me. I’m in the process of getting all the Oil I have onto my iPod. I had to go through many backup DVDs to get it all together… and I’m Mikeifying them as I go. Some of them I’ve had for so long, I’ve got […]
From a concept album… A CONCEPT album from a progressive rock band! Who Knew! From 1972’s “Three Friends”, which has kind of a tedious and lame concept, comes one of Gentle Giant’s best songs. And I know that if anyone is reading this typical post on this shitty blog, you will no doubt be saying […]
Well, it’s December 25th again. I personally don’t’ give two shits about Christmas. Aside from the extra time off I get from work, this time of year pisses me off. Christmas is all about greed and hypocrisy. Bah fucking humbug. Today’s Song of the Day is a “holiday” song… one about bells and the Winter […]
Sivs and peas. I read a bit about this song on the interwebs a while ago… actually… I do believe it was a “multimedia” presentation on the Elephant Rider’s CD itself… but somehow this song was inspired by tales of witches and pilgrims back in the early days of the American colonies. Alien colonoscopies are […]
I get some strange shit pop up on my iPod from time to time. That’s thanks to the wide variety of stuff I like, so sometimes shuffle play can be a little jarring from one song to the next. Today’s song of the day is one of my favorite Steve Earl songs, from his most […]
Ah… the 80s. I think it was inevitable that all those great bands from the 70s looked around at each other in the 80s and said “Well, we’ve got all this great new recording technology. Recordings can sound better than they ever have. New advances in even stereo equipment and vinyl pressing can make everything […]
Ah, what a song. And what an album. I don’t know how many people have even heard of Kula Shaker, but their debut album, 1996’s “K” is one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time. I’ve let some friends of mine hear it, and I’ve played it at work, and it gets rave […]
Another day, another load of time spent playing Civ II. That game is addicting. I kicked everyone’s ass and won the game, of course. I read more about ancient Chinese history too. I’m such a geek. I just updated FembotWiki, and now it’s time to get to bed. But not before I bitch about Windows […]
It’s way past my bed time. Good lord, it’s almost 11 PM! I long ago declared Saturday’s to be my vegetation day, but I end up doing a lot of work anyway. Still, that didn’t stop me from playing Civilization II again today. I like Civ II because it can run on my virtual Windows […]
In theory, I should like “Ghost in the Machine” the best of all albums by The Police. It’s got a very eclectic set, some sax, and Stewart Copeland, who is one of my favorite drummers. But the songs don’t really stick in my head as much as the ones from Synchronicity. So much for overanalyzing. […]
Well, there’s no song in my head right now… and I don’t remember anything special coming on the iPod this morning… so no song of the day. I’m all tired and beat up from working all week too… yesterday was way fucking brutal. But I did get to talk to a hot lady acting like […]
Okay… I’m surprisingly alert considering I literally raced around work from around 10:00 to 4:00. I mean racing literally… I had to get shit done. So I rewarded myself with another phone sex call. I’ll have to get into some more detail about how these things shake down in another post. The girl I talked […]
Don’t you hate it when you’re so fucking tired (and sore) that you lie down early for bed, only to find out that you are now wide fucking awake and that there is no chance in hell you will get to sleep any time soon? Sigh. I figure that while my body is still tired […]
Yes, I’ve done it again. I’ve spent my hard earned cash on another trip down to the robot lab for some one-on-one time with a beautiful female android. Tonight I heard a sweet feminine monotone voice tell me just what I wanted to hear as I unfolded a tale of the Fembot Beauty Pageant. Picture […]
I just want to rant and whine about how cold it is now. Last night it was forecast to go down to -34.4. This is all Celsius, btw. When it gets past -20 it’s all just too fucking cold anyway, so I don’t really know if it got THAT cold. But I’ve been watching the […]
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Emooooooooooooooootiooooooooooon! This was the song that made me fucking love Aeroschmidt. Not so much newer Aeroschmidt, but the old OLD Aeroschmidt. Aeroschmidt is a lesson all about drugs. When you play rock and roll, drugs are good… up to a point. When you go clean and make a comeback, you’re not as interesting as […]
Not a lot of people have even heard of Camel, and that’s a shame because they were a great band for most of the 70s. They were a great band through the 90s too, even with only one original member remaining. Let’s not speak of the 80s. I’ve had a busy day today, so this […]
Because I’m installing Windows XP and Ubuntu (for dual-booting) on a friend’s new computer for them, I don’t have a lot of time to write about this song today… which is okay because there’s not much to say about it. Its structure is simple. Its message even simpler. You gotta love Wesley Willis, rest in […]
We want the funk. Give up the funk. We need the funk. We gotta have the funk. So please to be supplying the funk in said prescribed quantities and amounts for immediate relief, etc. Funk is supplied here by THE best funk band of all time… one of two bands that were pretty much the […]
As I was waiting outside for 90 fucking minutes for the bus today, and as my toes were going numb, this wonderful song from 1985’s “Power Windows” came on. It suddenly became easy to tap my toes to keep warm as the music started. I used to hate this Rush album. Back when I was […]
One of the founding fathers of the ASFR community, Robotdoll, has started up a blog. The first post is very nostalgic – about the early days on the old alt.sex.fetish.robots newsgroup. That’s even before my time. I started as a lurker in 1998. I still remember the first time I saw Noidguy’s “Gynoid Gallery” and […]
Okay, despite a day that took 90 minutes longer to be over, and despite the fact that it is still really fucking cold outside, and despite the fact that several key retarded people where I work continue to aggravate me, raise my blood pressure, and make my job extremely infuriatingly, frustratingly difficult for me… I […]
I was all set to start my “Song of the Day” feature today. That’s when shuffle on the iPod brings up one of those truly excellent songs that I just have to share with people. Today, it was “Strange World” by Iron Maiden. Great song… but… uh… I can’t think of anything else but the […]
This is a love story. No, not the kind of love I have for female androids. I never have and never will fondle or fuck a PC. My first PC is a vintage 1998 HP Pavilion 8260. Back then, it cost me $2599 and included only a mouse, keyboard, monitor and speakers. The specs and […]
My blog is finally up and running. Yay. I finally got time to mess around with all the install procedures and settings. Working full time sucks. I have no time to do fun, trivial, useless and ultimately meaningless things like post my random and muddled thoughts on fembots, computers and music to a blog that […]